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English is not my native language – if you find some weird phrases please write it in your comment, thank you :-)

A fandom doesn't need it - I wrote it...

Doyle: „What a lovely view Bodie, I like it.  Look at him – isn’t Tinkerbell gorgeous?“

Bodie: „You are crazy mate – is your standard so low  you bend down for this guy?“


Doyle: „How about us Sweetheart?“

Tinkerbell *Actually I fancy only bald men but in spite of it I’m tempted*

Doyle: „I don’t think Bodie noticed something, Tinker – come on we’ll try to find an empty room.“

Cowley: „Why did you put a tail on my agents?“

Cowley: „It is the camera towards their car. Let me have a look – och... the quality is really bad. Bodie puts on too much weight, I think I’ll have a talk with Macklin tomorrow.“


Doyle: „We’ll never have it off again in the car Tink – each and every of my bones hurts.“

Tinkerbell: „I have to confess it Ray – you were only a short fling. My boyfriend is waiting at home and I miss him.“

Doyle *I feel used, so incredible bad and lonesome*

Doyle: „Wish you were here Bodie.“

Doyle: „Since you know everything about him you surely will be disgusted. I might as well understand it.“


Bodie: „Ray, I’m too emotionally involved with you – if you feed me properly you may have your wicked way with me afterwards.“

Doyle: „I promise sunshine, I won’t call out Tinkys name when I come in your ar...ms.“


( 29 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 7th, 2010 07:10 pm (UTC)
LOL! Oh good heavens, but that was funny. Sick but funny. *bg*
Jul. 7th, 2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
"sick but funny"... yeah! Writing the dialogues I enjoyed every word of it :-).
Jul. 7th, 2010 07:18 pm (UTC)
I normally read only B/D, but that was... hilarious! :-)
I'm so sure that you're the first one with that pairing.

*drying tears of laughter*

Thank you for that! You made my day!

Edited at 2010-07-07 07:19 pm (UTC)
Jul. 7th, 2010 08:26 pm (UTC)
*reaches for a handkerchief* I'm also sure I will be the last one with this pairing *g*.

(Do you know I call this userpic "Bodie and his steady girlfriend"?)
Jul. 7th, 2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
Jul. 7th, 2010 08:43 pm (UTC)
öhm - no. She is a real person... *g*.
Jul. 8th, 2010 09:49 pm (UTC)
I just read some things at the hatstand and saw a list of "Non- B/D Pairings". There was "Bodie/Kermit"!!
Jul. 7th, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
What a great idea! I was smiling all the way through especially when Tinkerbell is sitting in the boot of the car. And I'm intrigued, did you have these thoughts as you watched the episode or was it something that happened later?
Jul. 7th, 2010 07:27 pm (UTC)
And I really loved this bit:

"Bodie: „Ray, I’m too emotionally involved with you – if you feed me properly you may have your wicked way with me afterwards.

Doyle: I promise sunshine, I won’t call out Tinkys name when I come in your ar...ms.“
Jul. 7th, 2010 08:41 pm (UTC)
When I read the last sentence (first I wrote "in your arms") once more some hours later I thought it a little bit boring and wanted to change it completely. Then I saw the first two letters of "arms" *g*.

Edited at 2010-07-08 09:50 pm (UTC)
Jul. 7th, 2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
I only knew the episode from youtube a while ago. When I watched it again on dvd two days ago I was more aware of the situation with Tinkerbell guarding the door and Doyle trying to get through it.

They stood in front of each other, Doyle went left, Tinkerbell went right, and again they stood in front of each other. Then Doyle went right and Tinkerbell went left *g*. Something like "Never far apart" *g* and I heard a D/T click in my head.

Later on when I saw the scene with the car I couldn't stop laughing...

Now I imagine a video with Tinkerbell in slow motion and the song "Je t'aime " in the background... is there any vidder around?

Jul. 7th, 2010 08:48 pm (UTC)
Heh! You can have Bodie to "Je t'aime", however:


Jul. 7th, 2010 08:57 pm (UTC)
Oh - I never saw that...:-)
Jul. 7th, 2010 08:51 pm (UTC)
This is inspired! I love you telling the story in pics and dialogue.

Bodie: „Ray, I’m too emotionally involved with you – if you feed me properly you may have your wicked way with me afterwards.“ That turns the line from the episode very nicely.

Now I realise that Doyle making so much fuss over that long-haired bint Laila was just to cover up his real infatuation.
Jul. 7th, 2010 09:03 pm (UTC)
There are two more lines from the episode: "Wish you were here" from Doyle speaking into his R/T and his "I like" it in the beginning.
I hope this inspiration will not haunt me in my nights...
Jul. 7th, 2010 10:14 pm (UTC)
"...so much fuss over that long-haired bint Laila"
Hey! Laila is great! One of the toughest women in Pros!
Jul. 7th, 2010 11:22 pm (UTC)
Yeh, you're right. Laila is very cool, I can actually see why Doyle is so impressed with her that he wants to take her out to dinner (then drop her off somewhere so he can get back to Bodie!)

I love these "The Persuaders" icons!
Jul. 8th, 2010 03:16 am (UTC)
Yeah! I prefer their women tough and clever and strong - otherwise it wouldn't be a real victory for Bodie or Doyle to be 'chosen' by his partner, wouldn't it!? ;-) (If you know what I mean...?)

The persuaders are funny! But IMO no men to fall in love with...
Jul. 8th, 2010 08:58 pm (UTC)
I remember Tony Curtis in "Some like it hot". He was cute... (but M.M. too *g*)
Jul. 7th, 2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
Perfect dialogue. Love the car scene where Doyle's bones hurt. *vbg*
Jul. 8th, 2010 09:01 pm (UTC)
And I love the car scene in the episode - öhm... *looks it up*... it hands the slash on a plate. I'm glad you like it.
Jul. 8th, 2010 05:18 am (UTC)
ROFL, Tinkerbell and Doyle, oh my... but that was hilarious!
I like, how your brain works *snicker*
Jul. 8th, 2010 09:02 pm (UTC)
Sometimes I am really surprised how my brain works *g*.
Jul. 8th, 2010 12:43 pm (UTC)
This is the funniest thing - thanks for the giggle!
Jul. 8th, 2010 09:03 pm (UTC)
It was my pleasure - especially the writing :-).
Jul. 9th, 2010 12:30 am (UTC)
What a fantastic idea! I love all the captions and the pictures you have used, but Doyle/Tinkerbell!!! Ye Gods!!

Thanks so much for a good laugh. *bg*
Jul. 9th, 2010 04:12 pm (UTC)
What a fantastic comment, thank you :-).
Jul. 17th, 2011 12:24 pm (UTC)
Uh Potzi.....I´d´ve never thought....*g*

GREAT caps!
Jul. 17th, 2011 08:20 pm (UTC)
You learned something new - you should be proud of it *gg*
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